Now that I have your attention, no I'm not pregnant.
In conjunction with my forthcoming MAJOR news, I've created an actual website for myself. It will be largely similar to this blog, however it will be better. Don't ask me how, but I'm paying for it so I have to believe it to be true.
I will keep this blog open so you can peruse all that's already been posted, however all forthcoming news will be located at... (drumroll please)
click it, do it now!