United States Secretary of Health and Human Services
Hello, I just wanted to take a brief moment of my very busy, very important day, to thank you all for my recent nomination as US Secretary H&HS. As a longtime leader of Big Pharma company Eli Lilly, I found shady ways to increase the cost of life saving medications for those who need it most.
In this new position, I would be able to control the country's policies of price fixing medicine. After years of getting around these laws, there really is no one better suited than me to be in charge.
Overlord Trump has succeeded on all of his campaign promises, obviously, and I'm going to keep that streak alive. We're going to drain the swamp, by over filling it with the same kinds of corrupt politicians that have plagued this formerly great nation. So says Ruler #45.
I've made millions for big pharma by stepping on the citizens of this country, let me continue to do so, now wearing bigger shoes. Because that's the good ol' Russian way!.
Sorry, American way! Do Svidaniya!